The following is a fictional twittering conversation between John McCain campaign manager Steve Schmidt and Barack Obama campaign manager David Plouffe during the second presidential debate.
Plouffe (0:40)- Why does Tom get to pick the questions?
Schmidt (3:28)- So is he going to answer the question?
Plouffe (7:22)- giving a lot power to an unnamed source?
Schmidt (8:50)- looks like you don’t have anyone either o and you completely ignored the question
Schmidt (10:15)- Does anyone know how this bailout works?
Plouffe (10:16)- I don’t think so.
Schmidt (11:49)- Well aren’t we getting chippy early tonight.
Plouffe (13:00)- There’s chippy for you.
Schmidt (14:25)- O the I don’t point fingers even though I already did.
Plouffe (23:30)- again with the partisan.
Schmidt (24:00)- That’s right you need to be able to multitask when you’re the President.
Schmidt (25:10)- Is your candidate comparing himself to JFK and his race to the moon.
Schmidt (26:38)- You believe this guy rushing are candidates.
Plouffe (26:39)- Tom becomes the moderator and he thinks he’s The Almighty.
Plouffe (28:10)- That’s not going to be too popular
Schmidt (28:11)- Doesn’t matter he’s a straight talker.
Schmidt (33:10)- He’s a doctor now.
Schmidt (35:27)- Yes, that’s the point we want to get across!
Plouffe (36:00)- Tom! Let him respond.
Schmidt (37:00)- So he’s already serving two terms.
Plouffe (37:34)- Sounds better then your plan.
Plouffe (39:25)- Is that cause he can’t respond
Schmidt (40:14) Looks like he’s responding right now.
Schmidt (42:40) Good John keep separating yourself from Bush.
Plouffe (44:10) These are great points by Barack.
Plouffe (45:10) 23! Really? Ouch!
Schmidt (45:12) That’s misrepresenting the numbers.
Plouffe (45:16) You guys haven’t done that.
Plouffe (46:20) Brokaw’s has jokes.
Schmidt (46:21) Your candidate blames mine, surprise, sure the media will too.
Schmidt (47:46) Look at john cracking Tom up.
Plouffe (49:12) Where is your candidate walking too.
Plouffe (1:24:48) Well I think we did pretty well again.
Schmidt (1:25:56) I think John won the debate.
Plouffe (1:26:02) I think Barack won. We’ll see what the polls say.
Schmidt (1:26:18) I’ll talk to you during the third debate.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
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